[Tig] End Credits at the cinema

[Rob Lingelbach]

On Feb 21, 2007, at 3:35 PM, Bob Kertesz wrote:

> It is sometimes funny to watch a character start to walk across the  
> shot and
> suddenly pop to the far side of the screen, however.

So what someone should do (as sort of a post-production/broadcast retake
on the ideas behind Altman's "The Player") is take a wonderful legendary
film, colorize it, speed it up, redo the credits and squeeze them  
over to
the side at blazing speed and chop them off, make the dialog  
inaudible but
the effects and music earsplitting in surround sound, and finally  
make it
available for anyone to download to their celphone, for only $US49.95  
per
month.
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Rob Lingelbach
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