[Tig] From Malibu... comes news..

[Cem Ozkilicci]

You could've also added a "more to the point" quote
from Mike there Rob hehehhe ... :) 

Cem Ozkilicci
Colorist
Digital Film Lab, Copenhagen


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> Los Angeles, CA, May 10, 2008 -
> 
> In the foothills of Malibu, shaded by
> hundred-year-old oak
> trees, a completely new and modern idea in post
> production
> facilities has taken root. In April, construction
> began on
> Quentin Tarantino's bid to host the must luxurious
> and
> beautiful, yet completely energy-neutral, post house
> in the
> world.
> 
> In this exurban, relaxing and rugged, indoor-outdoor
> "Post
> Habitat" as it's initially dubbed, will be the "the
> world's
> best Editors, Effects Artists, and Colorists" says
> Tarantino, while hosting a launch lunch recently in
> the
> on-site spacious natural cavern created by a
> 500-year old
> flood of the waters of nearby Malibu Creek. "Our
> clients
> will be staying and living in Malibu for from one
> day to
> weeks, and we'll have the most natural,
> energy-conserving
> and inspirational atmosphere" possible, continues
> Tarantino. Fitting out of the first element in the
> parallel
> multilevel low-impact design has almost completed,
> and will
> be called "The Grading Cave." Attached to this
> naturally-cooled and humidity-neutral series of
> suites will
> be "The Client Corral" where producers, directors,
> and
> attendants will leave their conveyances, which will
> be
> limited to natural means: horses, ponies, or
> vehicles
> pre-certified to have a null effect on the
> environment.
> Clothes will be shed in The Clothes Shed where
> friendly
> masseuses will introduce clients to the healing
> powers of
> completely natural, ancient, depth-oriented, open
> source,
> pre- and post-session therapy. A short glide on the
> magneto-lever footpath tram will whisk visitors at
> natural
> speeds to the attached organic lagoon, facing the
> ocean,
> that used to be part of a State Park but has now
> been
> entrusted to the "burgeoning Hollywood Green
> Consciousness," as Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
> recently
> stated in the bequeathment ceremony.
> 
> The Post Habitat will be powered completely by the
> "energy
> runoff" of nearby Malibu and Santa Monica athletic
> clubs,
> by virtue of a negotiation that will allow clients
> and
> staff to use these clubs for free. In return, the
> Cities of
> Malibu and Santa Monica will issue Energy Credits
> that will
> encourage all their residents to use pre-certified
> Green
> Entities, of which Post Habitat is the first,
> founding
> member. An additional, innovative inducement will be
> a
> Green Giveback Carbon Certificate, included with
> breakfast
> at The Post Habitat, which allows any client to burn
> their
> toast, thereby reintroducing gas-phase polycyclic
> aromatic
> hydrocarbons to the local ecosystem.
> 
> One Name Only
> 
> All key artists, not excluding those using mattes,
> will be
> known by One Name Only (the "ONO" effect,
> originating with
> Yoko). The first of these to come aboard is colorist
> and
> design phenom Fabio who, as QT put it "has made
> quite a
> mane for himself." F. is currently recovering from
> neuralgia, suffered as a result of having to walk
> the one
> hundred yards from where he had to park his Hummer,
> before
> entering the magneto-tram (Energy=0). His title will
> be
> Lead Digital Digital Intermediate Senior Imaging
> Colorist.
> Due to the non-neutral energy-wasting
> characteristics of
> business cards, his title will crawl across his
> forehead in
> realtime, demonstrating the speed of the SAN on his
> TAN.
> 
> Lead engineer Mike Waldie, when asked how he was
> managing
> to keep all these disparate targets within the
> budget,
> which is Green Neutral, said he'd actually found it
> surprisingly easy, "given that, at the end of the
> day,
> you've got to admit, it's a splashing... well, to
> put it
> another way, what could one expect, given the
> excruciating
> climate, and how we're responding, the .."
> 
> Reporting for the TIG in Malibu was Hcablegnil Bor.
> --
> Rob Lingelbach
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